I love this game.
“Somehow it never occurred to my princess, whom I’d lovingly crafted into a tense, paranoid warlord, that she shouldn’t empty a box of mysterious mailcandy into her mouth. You would think studying poison and espionage would have saved me from this espionage poison, but instead, a list of other skills, skills I never studied, princess skills, were key to avoiding this fate. I guess that’s the lesson: you can’t build a successful Arya without adding a little Sansa.”
11:42 am • 21 October 2014 • 12,474 notes
||hero!! you must save the world from certain destruction!! we have no time left!!
||[changes outfit, does three minor quests, changes outfit again, upgrades outfit, does seven more minor quests, runs around punching chickens, changes outfit, completes an entirely separate questline, plays a different video game altogether, changes outfit in real life, plays first videogame again]
||okay im ready to save the world
||please hurry hero!!
||actually hold on
11:36 am • 21 October 2014 • 3,672 notes
"大家好! My name is Professor Colette Cacao, but everyone just calls me Coco or Professor Coco.
These past months, I’ve been collaborating with skilled trainers to put together Pokestory 2, a zine recording their journeys and tribulations in my home region of Hoenn, and we’re looking forward…
11:35 am • 21 October 2014 • 222 notes
sketchkabobs said: 91: Do you sleep with your window open?
Only when it’s hot as balls outside
11:24 am • 21 October 2014
thank u to my friend zevri for opening my eyes to how well so many Ron Swanson lines go with Lin.
Also made me realize how much I want Lin and Mako to have a Ron and April thing going on.
10:40 am • 21 October 2014 • 18,797 notes
Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.
8:00 am • 21 October 2014 • 262,977 notes
one of the paste ups I did today as a reminder to all boys with man buns to never abandon ur man bun it is a beautiful thing
spreading the man bun lov
Ain’t cuttin’ my hair till the good Lord comes.
7:40 am • 21 October 2014 • 7,788 notes
I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”
So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what
in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap
(Source: needingiceland, via marouanefellainis)
7:32 am • 21 October 2014 • 479,506 notes